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Family is not just a word, it's a sentence.

The Royal Tennenbaums

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remain brotherless.

Italian Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

William Blake

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

Olin Miller

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Sicilian Proverb

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

Abraham Lincoln

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Indira Gandhi

Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?


No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers.


It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.

Norman Vincent Peale

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out he hates all the same people you do.

Anne Lamott - From

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake.

F. Wilezek - From

The human race has one effective weapon - and that is laughter.

Mark Twain - From

I gave my life to be the person I am. Was it worth it?

Richard Bach - From

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do.

Gerry Sikorski - From

Patience is also a form of action.

Auguste Rodin - From

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